The sound of the key in the lock hit him like it was a cattle prod had stuck him.
He leapt up off my back so fast it sounded like a champagne cork when his dick popped outa my ass. “Yeouch!” I yelped, squirming. “Oh help me Jesus! Fuck!” he blurted as he jumped up. He tried to make it to the door to keep her from walking in on us but he slipped in a smear of cum and crashed flat on his back beside the table. He scrabbled, naked, wet with sweat and sperm, across the tile to intercept her at the door but he was too late. She came into the kitchen and stared, wide-eyed, for a split second, at the two of us. Naked, slimy, and asses up. The relays snapped into place and she realized just what the hell she was looking at all over her kitchen floor, and the nuclear bomb went off. It was like the Tasmanian Devil itself had been dropped shrieking into the middle of the room and was having a major attack. Stuff started flying, the shrieking and yelling was immediate and incomprehensible, and all the while I was face down in cold cum, hands tied behind my back and my naked sloppy ass staring up at the two of them. I pictured it. My big hairy white ass up in the air in the middle of all this. I pictured the pink eye winking at them. I started to laugh. A little at first, then loudly, snorting and guffawing and shaking with laughter.
“What the fuck are you laughing at?!” she shrieked… and the both of them, suddenly stilled, stared over at my ass staring back at them. He started to laugh too.
It was all over for both of us after that.
The next thing I knew he and I were running across the courtyard, buck naked, my hands still tied behind my back, his beard flying and our dicks bouncing, the human banshee shrieking after us. A hail of missiles crashed around us as we ran- the toaster, drinks glasses, the ashtray, the lamp, everything she could get her hands on as she chased us out of the house and across the lawn beside the pool. We sprinted up the steps to my door and slammed it behind us, gasping, sides aching, and crashed to the floor, his arms around me. She hit the door like a battering ram, fists and feet smashing against it and the curses flying. We were still laughing, him still holding me, as we heard her trail off back to their apartment. We healed our breath… in a moment the sound of a man’s wordily possessions exiting his suddenly former domicile, just as suddenly and with out, seemingly, any due care. A crash, followed by a thud, then a splintering of glass and a splash. ”Awww, not my fish…” he sighed, and turned his face toward mine.
More thuds and crashes.
He began to kiss me. I looked into his eye and we locked them together, the sounds of destruction fading. “Fuck it,” he said. “I wanna fuck you.” We stood and he led me to my room.
We had incredible sex. It was a complete turnaround. Rolling around on my bed he kissed and touched me all over, softly, like he was really making love, and I did too. His body was a playground of coarse red hair and hard muscles wrapped in paper thin white skin, heavily inked with skulls, daggers, dragons and geishas with round breasts and bright pink nipples. His cock was like a creature of its own, jerking up from his dense red bush with his heartbeat, throbbing and searching for a way inside me. He sucked my ears and humped his big dick in between my legs while he jerked my cock from behind. I was quivering and shaking I wanted him to fuck me so badly.
“Is that me making you feel like that?” he said while I shivered.
“Uh huh…” I quavered.
“Good…” he breathed, husky and hot, into my ear.
“Good…” he whispered again and reached down between us. He took hold of his hot shaft. He guided his fat bull-dick toward my puckering hole and pressed it up against the hot bud. I opened my ass like a mouth and he slid his entire erection deeply, smoothly, into me in one motion. His thick wiry bush pressed up against my ass and I felt his heavy, warm balls bump against my thighs.
He started to fuck me, deeply, slowly, and loudly. He fucked the hell out of me, and I realized he was making sure she knew it. The whole fucking place could hear him… “Yeah, man, your ass is deep! Yeah, I love your ass, baby!” he yelled.
I could hear her screaming at us from the yard.
I took it up: “Fuck me, daddy, fucking ream me! Cum inside me!”
More stuff hit the sidewalk. Something big went into the pool.
“I am gonna fill your ass, man, take my fucking load, baby…”
“Do it! Fucking fill me! I hollered.
Another crash, and we couldn’t help it. He started to laugh as he came, and our orgasm came over us in peels of laughter and snorts. I bust my nut all over the bedspread as he shook, laughing, filling me with spunk again.
He fell on top of me, for the second time that afternoon. But this time he said it first. “I love you” he whispered into my neck. “Do you know a divorce lawyer?”